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10 Husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please …
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10 Husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please …
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10 things you don't want
10 things you don't want to hear from a doctor
1. The bad news is you have the desease, the good news is we can name …
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10,000 Lawyers
What is 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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100 Years Old
A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.
The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"
"No," …
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101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify …
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25 Proverbs for a Healthier Life
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going …
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A Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When …
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A duck walked into a feed store...
A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it …
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A Farmer and His Cow
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A
man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting …
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A Flaky Blonde
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to …
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A Fool For A Client
As Abe Lincoln said, "A man who represents himself has a fool for a client." The following is a true story...
A man was …
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A Groom's Tale
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. …
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A Horrible Accident
A man is in a horrible accident that is so bad that he loses his 'manhood'... He goes to a doctor.
"Erm..." the doc says,"I …
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A Little Push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the
door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's …
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A Long and Healthy Life
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last …
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A Man's Company
When does a woman want a man's company?
When he owns it.
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A Mess of Puns
When she saw her first gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Freudian slip. …
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A Panda walks into a bar...
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. …
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A Pirate's Tale
A sailor and a pirate are drinking at a waterfront bar and they
proceed to swap sea stories. The sailor notes the pirate's …
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A Smart Woman
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident...
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of …
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A Woman's Random Thoughts...
A Woman's Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget …
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Accomplices
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.
When …
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Accountants & Engineers
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each …
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