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A Fool For A Client

As Abe Lincoln said, "A man who represents himself has a fool for a client." The following is a true story...

A man was on trial for robbing a convenience store.

He didn't like the job his attorney was doing, so he fired him and represented himself. He was doing a fine job until the manager of the store got to the stand.

When she identified him as the robber, he jumped up and yelled, "You're lying! I should have blown your head off!!" He paused, then added, "If I had been the one that was there."

It took the jury only twenty minutes to find him guilty. He was sentenced to thirty years.


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